#source: gotg

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

For context: this post is basically this sound from tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeQSHGqv/

I thought the sound is funny and I sometimes watch the youtuber from whose videos the sound is from. I can't edit and I can't draw, but I really wanted to do something with this sound so until I learn how to edit we have this stupid post

Mcgonagall: Those four Gryffindor call themselves "The Marauders", two Ravenclaws and three Slytherins call themselves "The Skittles" and three Gryffindor girls call themselves "The Valkyries"

Dumbledore: What a bunch of nerds

cut to the montage set to "Hooked on a feeling" by Blue Swede

James, actually confuse by Lily's terrible lie: A cat stole your chest? How does a cat steal a chest?

[James Potter, the hair]

Sirius, with a staight face: I don't misinform, I just lie

[Sirius Black, the mastermind]

Peter, laying face down: Literally just got robbed in the street of Hogsmeade

[Peter Pettigrew, the token straight]

Remus, while everyone is hearteyes staring at him: You can't call me mommy either. You guys are fucking weird [leaves the room]

[Remus Lupin, the casanova]

Evan, through the two-way mirror: there are aurors outside my hou... [connection cuts]

[Evan Rosier, the wildcard]

Barty, while dying of laughter, Evan is laying on the broken table: He wasn't using the Wii wrist strap

[Barty Crouch jr, the brain]

Regulus, to a person that just walked in on him holding a lighter and hairspray: Um... That's none of your concern

[Regulus Black, the lionheart]

Pandora, randomly, while everybody is studying for exams: I want to bring Nearly Headless Nick back to life just so I can kill him again.

[Pandora Ollivander, the inventor]

Dorcas, before a match, with her new broom: I'm showing those mortals what's good!

[Dorcas Meadowes, the threat]

Marlene, after being interapted 5 time in the row: I forgot what the fuck I was going to say!

[Marlene Mckinnon, the muscles]

Lily, flying on the broom head first into a wall: I don't know how to control this!

[Lily Evans, the common sense]

Mary, laying on the ground, to Marlene, boys are having a fist fighting in the background: But to be truthful, do they have the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in America? Been there once and never seen it.

[Mary Macdonald, the charisma]

[azelmaandeponine]

Volo: What has the universe ever done for you? Why would you wanna save it? Akari: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

[totallycorrectkilljoys]

Johnny, to Dutch: Trust me, negotiation is my specialty. Yours is more “stab, stab, those are my terms.”

[incorrectforgottencity]

Domitius: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove their spine? Horatius: That’s… that’s actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. Also illegal.

[torturedblue]

Leo: I’m hungry. Hand me that banana?

Donnie: No, it’s not ripe yet. And I hate you.

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Ao Bing's Daddy Issues II

Ao Bing: "Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair".

[angelofthenight]

Quill, through Adam’s earpiece: Ask them something!

Adam: How are you feeling?

You: Fine.

Quill: Something personal!

Adam: At what age did you first get your period?

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: As far as plans go, this is not a good one

Peter: It was your plan!!

Y/N: I didn’t think you’d actually say yes!!

[incorrectgamora]

Gamora, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Drax: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Drax: Here you go.

Peter: Why am I here?

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Peter Q.: Kill Gamora, and you'll have to kill me. Drax: Kill Quill, and you'll have to kill me. Mantis: Kill Drax, and you'll have to kill me. Rocket: Kill them, and you'll have to… negotiate strenuously.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Lily: Non magical muggles die when they’re like fifty. James: WHAT?! Lily: Yes, something like that. James: Does that mean Petunia will die soon? Petunia: I’m not fifty??

[incorrect-starbula]

Peter: Why did you never tell me?

Nebula: It was a personal issue.

Peter: You being in love with me kind of also involves me.

[sincerelykarai]

Rocket mocking Quill after a failed attempt of flirting with Gamora

Rocket: (in a whiny voice and holding one of those Orloni skewers) 'Wait Gamora, Don't go! I'm not a loser, I'm a wiener!'

Quill: Will you- quit it!

[adamwarlock]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 (2023) Deleted Scene

[raccoonscribbles]

Y/n was a new guardian and Peter Quill had come back to visit.

“What was Rocket like when he was little?”

“Oh, I think you mean young,” Peter grinned, “He’s always been little.”